Hakuna Matata

Whatever you want it to be

causing7laughter

only-cat-memes:

Your daily dose of cat memes

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weirdolesbo

animentality:

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sovietnam:

Why does this headline sound like it has a Chicago accent?

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worlds-smallest-epsilon:

nick-nonya:

momusu-saval:

What if you put toothpaste on your dick and I used it as a toothbrush😍

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trashboat

unpretty:

unpretty:

when i was in middle school nickelodeon on directv broke and it froze on the same frame for five hours. which would not have been so bad, except it was during the episode of spongebob where he goes to live with the jellyfish. specifically the scene where he’s naked and covered in sea urchins and flopping all over the place trying to get them off. and it froze on the frame where spongebob was facedown on the ground, naked. so he was laying there like that in complete silence for five hours. we would change the channel back every so often to see if he’d gotten up, but he was still like that when we went to bed. none of my friends had directv so when i asked them the next day they hadn’t seen it, but my brother and i were pretty convinced that spongebob was dead.

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whitepeopletwitter

whitepeopletwitter:

whitepeopletwitter

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daily–cats:

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weirdolesbo

luckdevil:

her: you must be smirking cookie dog if you think we’re fucking

me:

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catball:

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vettelcore

vettelcore:

me during rushes at work making everyone wait because i refuse to get stressed out just bc customers are impatient

vettelcore

Optica is a clean and simple theme with tons of customizations. It sounds impossible, but it’s true. Layouts, colors, fonts: Everything is up for grabs. Optica can transform into anything you want—as long as what you want is a blog.

Overview

• Clean, versatile theme for any kind of media

• Grid or column layout

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Documentation

Header Image

If your avatar is a picture of your face, your header image is what you see when you close your eyes. It should say, “yeah, this is who I am.” Or at least what your blog’s about. If you don’t like the way the header image looks on your blog, you can play with the “sliding header” and “stretch header image” settings or turn it off altogether.

Avatar

Since your avatar is the most familiar part of your Tumblr appearance, we thought it’d be nice to include it on your blog. But if you don’t like it, that’s cool too. You can hide it from your blog settings and it’ll only be used on the Dashboard.

Blog title design

There’s something like 12 trillion different combinations of fonts and colors. Play around until you land on one that’s all yours.

Background and accent colors

There are no wrong colors.

Disqus shortname

Built in. Easy and fun!

Google Analytics

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